Published in Extra Newsfeed·May 6Leaked: Transcript of SCOTUS Ordering LunchA second unprecedented leak in three days provides insight into the private deliberations of the United States Supreme Court. — (Washington, DC) May 5, 2022 The quiet, inner sanctum of the Supreme Court has once again been exposed by a leaker within the chamber. Coming on the heels of the shocking leak of a draft opinion indicating the court is on the cusp of overturning Roe v. Wade, this second…Satire3 min read
Published in Extra Newsfeed·Jan 25Biden Conditions Ukrainian Aid on Dirt on Tiffany TrumpTells President Zelensky US Will Have Ukraine’s Back, But Adds, “I Would Like You to do Us a Favor, Though…” — Satire3 min read
Published in Extra Newsfeed·Jul 16, 2021And Lead us Not Into Vaccination: A Message from the Church of the Madder Day AintsThis Weak in Politics, Vol. 253 — July 15, 2021 Republicans have often bragged that they are the ones who will protect us from harm — and that they will do so without infringing on liberty. Well, unless you are black. Or brown. Or a woman. But we digress. Looked at in a certain way, new numbers…Humor6 min read
Published in Extra Newsfeed·Jul 2, 2021As Good As it GaetzThis Weak in Politics, Vol. 252 — July 1, 2021 One of the most difficult parlor games in the United states these days is guessing which Republican is so irredeemably offensive that he or she (but let’s face it, he) will become the frontrunner for the 2024 republican presidential nomination. The competition these past couple of weeks…Humor6 min read
Published in Extra Newsfeed·Jun 18, 2021GENEVA CONTENTIONThis Weak in Politics, Vol. 251 — This Weak in Politics, Vol. 251 June 17, 2021 After a 6 month I hate us, we have decided it is time to bring TWITPOL back! We have all been through a lot these past 6 months, and we figured it is time to remind us all that no matter…Humor5 min read
Published in Extra Newsfeed·Jan 1, 2021The Adventures of Donald Lame DuckThis Weak in Politics, Vol. 250 — January 1st, 20-twenty-fucking one, baby. Oh what a year this week has been. We would write one of those sappy year in review things, but that ground has been covered. Hell, the History Channel has already made a movie version.Donald Trump5 min read
Published in Extra Newsfeed·Dec 11, 2020Howdy Rudy and Clarabell Go To CourtThis Weak in Politics, Vol. 249 — December 11, 2020 It has been 37 days since President-Elect Joe Biden soundly defeated one-term President Donald Trump. Since then, Trump and his legal “strike force” have been handed a courtroom defeat more than once a day in their effort to overturn the election. Apparently they actually were tired of…Donald Trump4 min read
Published in Extra Newsfeed·Dec 4, 2020Donald Trump’s Elite Legal Strike(out) ForceThis Weak in Politics Vol. 248 — December 4, 2020 Well, the president’s krak team of lawyers continued to dominate the news this week by losing case after case in court after court. The team, which “lawyer” Jenna Ellis dubbed as an “elite legal strike force” has suffered more court losses than the Cleveland Cavaliers, and that’s…Politics4 min read
Nov 26, 2020Q Can Get Anything it Wants, at Malice’s RestaurantThis Weak in Politics, Vol. 247 — November 26, 2020 In honor of the fact that Q-Anon conspiracy theorist and now former-felon Michael Flynn has been pardoned by President Trump, we thought we would present the following Democracy Massacree. Enjoy! Happy Thanksgiving! Q can get anything it wants at Malice’s restaurant Q can get anything it wants at…Donald Trump11 min read
Published in Extra Newsfeed·Nov 20, 2020Donald Trump & His Minions Take on DemocracyThis Weak in Politics, Vol. 246 — November 19, 2020 We are not going to say that Donald Trump’s attempted coup (“coup d’etwat” as we’ve previously referred to it) is an amateurish mess, but… if this coup team were in the NFL, they’d be the Jets. The Winnipeg Jets. Yes, that bad. Not to put too fine…Donald Trump4 min read