July 15, 2021
Republicans have often bragged that they are the ones who will protect us from harm — and that they will do so without infringing on liberty.
Well, unless you are black.
Or a woman.
But we digress.
Looked at in a certain way, new numbers…
July 1, 2021
One of the most difficult parlor games in the United states these days is guessing which Republican is so irredeemably offensive that he or she (but let’s face it, he) will become the frontrunner for the 2024 republican presidential nomination. …
January 1st, 20-twenty-fucking one, baby.
Oh what a year this week has been. We would write one of those sappy year in review things, but that ground has been covered. Hell, the History Channel has already made a movie version.
December 11, 2020
It has been 37 days since President-Elect Joe Biden soundly defeated one-term President Donald Trump. Since then, Trump and his legal “strike force” have been handed a courtroom defeat more than once a day in their effort to overturn the election. Apparently they actually were tired of…
November 26, 2020
In honor of the fact that Q-Anon conspiracy theorist and now former-felon Michael Flynn has been pardoned by President Trump, we thought we would present the following Democracy Massacree.
Enjoy! Happy Thanksgiving!
Q can get anything it wants at Malice’s restaurant
Q can get anything it wants at…
November 19, 2020
We are not going to say that Donald Trump’s attempted coup (“coup d’etwat” as we’ve previously referred to it) is an amateurish mess, but… if this coup team were in the NFL, they’d be the Jets.
The Winnipeg Jets. Yes, that bad.
Not to put too fine…
November 12, 2020
Before we get started with this abbreviated week in review, let us just say how glad we are to be back.
Our last issue was 17 years ago, on July 30, 2020. We assume nothing has changed since we left, so we’ve turned a beautiful corner and…
July 30, 2020
For all those who have wondered just how much more bizarre the Trump years could get? We have an answer. Things could get demon semen bizarre. That’s how much. Just when you thought there was no further to go, we learn that this one goes to eleven.